boowomp asked:
The Courier could not have picked eight worse people to room together in a cramped apartment.
You’ve got a dog that hates hats and 3-4 people who refuse to remove their hats
You’ve got an adorable robot, a guy who wants to murder the robot, a dog who wants to murder the robot, and a woman who hates robots in general
You’ve got a Brotherhood scribe and a guy whose father was probably killed by the Brotherhood
You’ve got an NCR soldier and a woman whose parents were definitely killed by the NCR
You’ve got 2-4 people whose parents were involved in the conflict of Fallout 2, and none of them were on the same team.
You’ve got an anarchist conspiracy theorist and the guy who did Waco
You’ve got two lovesick romantics and a bisexual(?) flirt and not enough beds
You’ve got the guy who hates crime enough to support Team Slavery, and four people who loathe Team Slavery like you wouldn’t believe
You've got the entire array of mental illnesses and a doctor nobody’s going to listen to
You’ve got I-will-be-your-grandma-whether-you-like-it-or-not, mask-the-tears-with-my-moxie, stay-away-from-me-i’m-a-monster, too-old-for-this, self-medicating-in-every-horrible-way, and i-have-to-hide-every-detail-about-my-life-or-i’ll-die
And that’s not including any drama the Courier brings to the table.
Edit: To be clear, I really do think they become close eventually.
you know what guys? share the names of your couriers in the tags
I wanna get whiplash from seeing names that go from normal to wacky in a slip second. hit me with em
Okay tell me straight up is the zombie dude from fallout 4 that everyone wants to bang ACTUALLY john hancock the founding father or is that just his name because I have some concerns
it’s just his name
Oh thank god
he stole the real hancock’s clothes
oh my god
Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.
This is the safe one:
Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.
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we need more unpleasant female characters. not even evil necessarily. jerkwads and basketcases and people who just suck to be around. I want to read about women who I would never want to share a blunt with in a billion years












